TGIF... seriously.

I may have gone a bit overboard with my team lead, haha... okay, on Fridays, we do reports for our clients. They get reports every other week. My team lead sent out a report list that included a client that had already received a report from me last week, and I figured he had just made a mistake, so I gave him crap for it. Here's the convo (from now on, I'm just going to refer to him as 'him'):

April
DUDE
I did a report for [his client] last week

him
DUDE

April
yeah, got nothing to say, huh punk

him
it will take SO LONG

April
what? you want me to do another one?

him
do you have head phones on ?

April
si

him
You're REAL BALLZY over IM and in emails
however in life..... [??? I speak very openly to him in general, and he never did explain himself when I confronted him about that little passive-aggressive comment.]
anyways
YES

April
why?

him
DO ANOTHER ONE
QYB
I don't want to hear your crap

April
I don't know what that means.

him
QUIT
YA
B
ing

April
give me a reason
her account has been sucking.

him
ummmm,.,,......we suck ?

April
no, give me a reason why we're doing another report?

him
because.....
I
Said
so
?

April
then you can do it?
and I'll do [my client's report]?

him
APRIL
first off
I already did [my client]
the reason we need to one is she asked for one specifically last week and this isher normal week to get htem
they could you not do one this week? what is the issue?

April
are you not listening to Shawn and I??????
christ, you make me see red

him
what the hell

April
we want reasons for doing this shit, is that so much to ask?

him
I just gave you one?

April
"i said so" doesn't cut it
YEAH, AFTER GIVING ME SHIT ABOUT IT FIRST

him
because she normally receives on this week
I decided to NOT say what I want to right now
but
We need to get her a report this week simply because this is her normal "cycle" for one, even though she asked for one last week
this way we can ensure that she has the info to give to her boss, as we know that she is on a tight schedule in her reporting

April
okay, thanks for the explanation

UGH. He absolutely INFURIATES me sometimes. And I deal with this BS on a daily basis! I could have acted more professionally, but when it comes to him (and this company in general I guess), I really don't care anymore. I shouldn't let him get under my skin, but I CAN'T HELP IT. After going back and reading our conversation, I can see his reasoning, but come on. "I said so"? What the hell? Are we in 2nd grade again, and he's our teacher? By the way, I do call him "teacher" to his face sometimes. Lol.